Green Brown and Grey
Can teach Sense Wyrm,
Intoxicating, isn’t it? It envelopes you, fills your lungs and becomes a part of you. Soothes the nerves, pushes out the drudgery of the day for a minute. Everyone needs their smoke break, right?
There’s no such thing as a free lunch though, sorry to say. You can’t get the smooth silky flavor and the calming nerves without something in return. And all I want in return is your eternal loyalty. Do not fuck with me on this. They say I’m addictive – that’s a pussy way of phrasing it. I will crush you if you try to leave me. I cling to your clothes, burn your lungs, I’m the first thing you think of when you wake up and the last thing you think of before you go to bed. Hi honey, I’m home!
But believe me, this is a mutually beneficial relationship. You stick with me, I’ll stick with you. You’ll be thinner, calmer, and cooler. Part of the In Crowd. And you’ll probably end up introducing me to your friends. If they’re cool enough. If they say no, well, were they really your friends?
And if you’re really really good to me – I’m talking pack a day, twenty-year habit (or, you know, the equivalent) – I’ll even show you how to find that lingering scent, whether it comes from me or not. Because believe me, I’m not the only game in town. And I want to be the only game in town. So if you prove loyal, I’ll help you find these interlopers, and then in the end it’ll just be you and me baby.